I really love to talk to people, and if you're ever feeling not so wonderful, or even if you are and just want a friend to talk to, I'll always have
open for you. Have a very nice day.
Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re on your lady week.
"When you’re on your lady week."
Someone date this guy already.
Do you ever just really want to kiss someone and all you can think about is kissing them and their lips and their tongue and the little noises they make and kissing their neck and collarbones and biting their lips and god you just CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT KISSING
Gorillaz vs. The Killers - Somebody Told Me vs. Feel Good Inc
This is the greatest thing
STOP WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS. NOW.
swiss fuCKING CHEESE
this is perfect in every way
prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff